Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!? Free Download [v1.0]

Game Info

Title: Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!?
Genre: Indie, Simulation, Strategy
Developer: Happy Pillow
Publisher: Happy Pillow
Release Date: 29 May, 2026
Early Access Release Date: 8 Apr, 2023

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Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!? Overview

There are rumours going around the human villages that males who never saw action and stayed virgin until they are thirty years old and yet keep watching others go at it is destined to be a wizard. Strategy game where you build a brothel inside the goblin’s burrow and manage the slaves. According to the intel going around in the human villages, if a male specimen stays virgin until the age of 30 and is involved with watching others during their mating intercourse, he is bound to become a great wizard. And so the Lord of the goblins’ burrow decided to pick the only goblin in the entire army who stayed virgin for the longest time and assigned him with a task of managing the brothel.

Play as the virgin goblin and create the most efficient brothel inside the goblins’ burrow. Construct various cells, breed your slaves, grow an army of goblins and make them evolve into stronger types, such as shamans, hobgoblins, and more. Start by letting your goblin breed however they want to! Each goblin type has their own way of mating after all. Wait until the goblins finish in the right hole for the pregnancy and birth giving experience. Then provide your goblins with proper food so they will grow bigger and stronger.

What’s new v1.0

Update 1.0

Hello everyone!

I hope you’ve been well since the last update 🙂

Roughly 3 years later, the Goblin Burrow has reached the state at which it’s worthy of not being called an “Alpha”, at least in my eyes. It now has everything I originally wanted it to have and more, thanks to your ideas and support I got it to this stage. Thank you 🙂

Here is what’s new in the v1.0:

Bridges update:
- Added connections to BJ room
- Added connections to Werehound room
- Fixed few bridges’ bugs
  - Health detection
  - Pregnancy detection
- New option in the bridges’ settings to help with preventing the “blockade”
- New options for character types
Changes to corridors:
- Now available in main branch exe
- 4 New corridors
- Changed length of some corridors
- Updated visuals
Updated animations:
- Death Hound animations
- Death Were Hound animations
- Lord’s animations
- Glory hole animations
- Male sex animations in cells
Audio changes:
- Added Hounds SFX
- New BG music
- SFX for blow job climax
Changes to the slaves’ hovering UI:
- Added more details to male’s UI
- Disabling the hovering slaves’ UI will now make it appear when mouse is over a slave
- Added scale change settings
Improved the fairy “mini games”:
- Updated animations
- SFX
- Camera change in Hand job game
Improved the selection tool:
- Added sorting to the selected list
- Added option to deselect with RMB on icon
- Added option to drag out one of the selected
Added traits to goblins:
- Random traits will be given to a newly spawned goblin
- More traits are unlocked with more goblins in the inventory
New goblin variants “Runebound”:
- Very low chance of spawning
- Used for new set of spells
- If used at Sacrificial Chamber they provide extra boost to chances
- Can be removed from burrow by enabling it in settings
New room for the Runebound goblins and spells:
- Resurrection
- Secret spell (Requires the Witch character)
- Sandbox conversion
Added new room for Mushroom Gathering
- Placed slaves will gather food over time
- Special mushroom will spawn that can be clicked on for extra food
- Larvae is present at the room to distract the gatherers
6 New slaves. 5 of these slaves can be acquired by completing the “Adventurers’ Attack” mini game
- Big thank you to everyone who participated with the votes 🙂
- The attack is triggered by requesting the hunt on certain race (humans excluded)
The Adventurers’ Attack mini game was updated
- The Death Were hound support requests now should be more usable
Other:
- Slave’s main stats are now slightly randomized
- Fixed Lord’s new born bug
- Added visuals inside cells to inform of acquired resources. Can be turned off/on in settings
- Added setting option to decide when a near death notification is showed for a favourite slave
- Updated parts of the tutorial
- Translated missing UI texts
- The High Elf special slave can now be acquired by completing the “Adventurers’ Attack” mini game instead of having certain amount of hunt requests
- Added new “Exit Cell” which works just like the centre hall
- Hounds will now correctly save and load if they are at bridges
- The virgin clothes can now be disabled/enabled and they are more properly shown in the room
- Now with the full obedience, the basic stats of the characters are increased by 5%

System Requirements

OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia GTX970
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 1 GB available space

How to Download

Click the Download button below and you should be redirected to Link.
Download The Game from the given link.
When the game is downloaded Double click the game folder and run the Pre-Installed (Already installed) Game and play it.
Have fun and play! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, look for a Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all the programs in the folder.