SexHexes

# The Best Sex Hexes A dialogue-only Yuri game [[Start]]

"Wow, Melissa! I can't believe your Grandma let us stay over at her cottage for Reading Week!" "Yeah, I know, right? //I// haven't slept over here in, like, forever! Ah, all those familiar smells: from those little candles she lights, to her cooking..." "I have to admit, I was a bit nervous at first when you told me that you and your grandma were actually witches; if I were a kid, I'd probably think that she had green skin or something, ha, ha!" "Nah, she's a great person! Although, she does get pretty scary when she gets really mad... just //remembering// her yelling still makes my ears ring..." "Yeah, and I remember you //did// mention that your Grandma and your Mom both kinda wanted to wait until you gained more responsibility over your powers before bringing any dates home; y'know, to avoid any magical mishaps..." "Uh–well, duh! I'm an //adult// witch now! I've developed better control over my emotions! I haven't ever threatened to turn anybody into frogs if they ever made me mad anymore!" "W-Well, I'm certainly glad to hear that–" "And besides, dating girls is just so much less complicated and more amicable; guys are just the absolute //wor//–whoops, I'm getting carried away again, heh, heh..." "No no, you're good, you're good..." [["...So, what do you, like, wanna do now?"|Search]]

"Do //you// have any ideas, Melissa?" "...So, how about instead of just sitting here on the couch twiddling through our phones, why don't we go exploring her house for a bit? I mean, she won't be back anytime soon from her grocery shopping in town." "Sure, why not." "Alright, so, I'll be heading upstairs. You can come up too, if you want." "Nah, I think I'll stay on the ground floor for the time being." "Okay, then... see ya." "...Hmm, hmmm... How'd she ever manage to find such a nice place like this...? Everywhere is just so cozy-looking... Whole lotta old books on these shelves... Oh, wow, she's really got all the classic board games here: //Candy Land//, //Monopoly//, //Scrabble//, //Guess Who//..." "Natalie! Heyyy, Natalie!" "Huh? Yeah?" "You gotta see this!" [["I'm coming!"|Book]]

"In here!" "...What is it, Melissa?" "Come take a look at this! This was just sitting right here in Granny's closet!" "//The Best Sex Hexes, 3rd Edition//? ...But... I thought they banned this book literal ages ago!" "And yet, Granny still kept a copy of this in secret! Lemme open–whoa, this is kinda heavy... oh, my God, this is //so// much better than some kid finding his dad's //Playboy// magazine stuffed under his mattress!" "Uh, Melissa, you //do// remember why this book got banned in the first place?" "Yeah, yeah, 'cause couples back then were getting //way// too carried away with this sort of magic. All the messes it made, figuratively //and// literally–" "And all the scandals it caused. Because they //just// couldn't keep it in their pants long enough until they got home to have fun." "Oh, hang on a sec... Huh. People here on Reddit are talking about how //outdated// it is, too: something about the, uh, modern government preferring slow, reliable scientific methods of conception for queer couples, like ICI, IUI, IVF, and IPS." "Is that last one there, uh, even a legit thing?" "...Uhh... never mind. Anyway! Erm... ahem..." "Melissa, what's–oh. You've, uh, flipped right to these pages..." "Uh, y-yeah, there's this specific spell I guess that I maybe wanna sorta try out? I-It's nothing permanent, it's just for, like, fifteen minutes or half an hour max..." [["...Melissa...?"|Plan]]

"...So let me get this straight: you went inside my bedroom, opened up my closet, rummaged through my personal belongings //without my consent//, concocted a sexually explicit spell from an old book that you //knew// was banned long ago, and then proceeded to immediately do the deed without using //any// sort of protection whatsoever...?" "...Yes..." "...Yeah..." [["Honestly, what do you girls have to say for yourselves?"|Ending]]

"We're sorry, Grandma..." "We're //really// sorry, Ms. Gertie..." "Honestly, I don't know why I hadn't already tossed that silly old tome into a bonfire decades ago..." "Look, i-it all just happened so fast–" "I didn't know, I-I would've talked her out of it–" "Hush. Now, the first thing we're going to do, we're all going to the drug store in town to buy Plan B. At the counter, I will be the one to do the talking." "Look, w-we'll pay you back–" "//I'm// paying. She's //my// Grandma." "Enough! Hurry up and put your shoes on. I'll go and get the car started." "...Please don't tell our parents!" "I won't. We don't need to have this situation spiral out of any more control than it already has." "Oh, thank God!" "Thank you so so much!" "Of course though, we //will// discuss the consequences of your mistakes more thoroughly later today–but first, we'll //certainly// be taking care of the one potentially growing in your tummy..." [["Yes, Grandma..."/Yes, ma'am..."|Title]]

"...God, Natalie, that was amazing..." "//You're// amazing, Melissa..." "Hah, oh, wow... golly, we made //quite// a mess..." "Ohh, totally. Lemme go get some paper towels to wipe this uhh–//AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!// Ohhhhh, noooooooooo!!" "Huh?! What?! What?! Natalie, what's the matter?! What's wrong?!" "If I had known we would've gone ahead with this, we would've gotten some //condoms// first! Ughhhhh, we're so dead!" "...Uh-oh. I knew I forgot SOMETHING." "//Helloooo?// Melissa? Natalie? Where are you?" [["Granny?! You're... back?"|Granny]]

"Natalie, do you maybe wanna, um... //try// it–like, right now, even...? I mean, it's not like we've got anything better to do right now, and Grandma won't be back for a while anyway..." "Oh... my God, Melissa..." "I-If you don't wanna do anything, that's fine too!" "Actually, well... I was kinda worried that we wouldn't be able to do any, y'know, sex the whole time we're here... but I guess as long as we're quick about it and clean up everything without her noticing, I'm sure we'll be fine! (text-size: 0.5)[Oh Jesus Christ I just said all that out loud.]" "...Pfff... hahaha! This is awesome! I just can't wait to try out //this// sort of magic spell! Quick, Natalie, let's take our pants off!" "O-Oookay..." "...Alright, Natalie, so what're you feeling like today: top, or bottom?" "Well, I suppose I could go either way. What about //you?//" "Eh, I'd say that I'm pretty versatile, too." [["...I know! Why don't we settle this with a coin flip?"|Coin]]

"Hey, that's a great idea! I say whoever gets tails, tops! Does that sound good to you?" "Mm-hm!" "Then, Natalie, so what'll it be for //you//: heads, or tails?" "Ummmmmmm... tails." "Alrighty, then! Here goes..." "...Well? Which is it?" [["...Heads."|MelissaTops]] [["...Tails."|MelissaBottoms]]

"Oh!" "Welp, looks like you're the lucky bottom today!" "...So, I guess that means you're gonna perform the spell on yourself right now..." "Yep! With a wave of my hands, while I stand perfectly still... //Beticus, Omegus, Alphea, Growthium!//" "What?" "...Huh. I don't //feel// any different..." "Melissa! Look down!" "Wh-//WHOOAAAAAA!!// Oh my God, it worked! Jesus, this new dick of mine is //huge!// //I'm// huge! Six, maybe seven inches? Lemme just–woof! Eeeyup, it's //very// very much real, and //mine!//" "Wow, it–it //does// look really mesmerizing on you..." "Heh, I love the way I can just //bounce// it. ...Babe? Babe, my eyes are up //here//." "Sorry, but I could stare at this //all// day." "Well, the //spell// sure isn't going to last all day, so we'd better get cracking!" "Oh, rightrightright, sorry, sorry." [["Get down on your back."|MelissaSeme]]

"Oh!" "Welp, looks like I'm the lucky bottom today!" "...So, I guess that means you're gonna perform the spell on me right now..." "Yep! With a wave of my hands, while you stand perfectly still... //Beticus, Omegus, Alphea, Growthium!//" "What?" "...There. I did it. You can open your eyes now." "Are you sure? I mean, I sure don't //feel// any different..." "Natalie! Look down!" "Huh–//UWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!// Oh my God, I-I-I've got a penis now! It's so big and–oh God, it could be seven inches–is it really–yeesh! For a second there, I almost squeezed it //too// hard! Ohh, it's really real, and part of //me!//" "And //very// good-looking on you... sweetheart." "H-hah, boy, I can tell how much you like it..." "Heh. I like dicks, I like girls, and I like girls //with// dicks." "Ahahaha, you never fail to make me laugh. Oh, right, this spell isn't gonna last forever, so we'd better–" [["Get down on your knees here."|MelissaUke]]

"Oh, of course." "Alrighty. ...Huh. Forgot how soft Granny's carpets feel on my knees..." "...I'm excited, but nervous, but mostly excited!" "Well, who wouldn't be? Okay, I'm going to be putting my fingers in you, first..." "Go ahead." "...One..." "Mmn..." "And a second one..." "Ah–" "Oops, sorry. Painful?" "Mm-mm. I'm good." "Oh, good. ...Aaand... the third one... uh, try not to trap me inside already..." "Hahh, God, Melissa, hmmm... Oh–oh you're already pulling them back out..." "You're already so wet... and I-I'm //dripping// like crazy..." "I'm ready. ...Ahh!" "...Ohh, incredible! It's so //warm// inside! Slowly, slowly..." "I-it's all the way in... gah! Fuck, you're so big, and it's so deep inside–it's so hot..." [["Natalie! I'm gonna start moving now!"|MelissaFilling]]

"Ah! Urk! Oh! Guh! Melissa, slow it down a bit, will you?" "Whoops. Guess I got a little too overexcited. Lemme just..." "Ahhh, that's b-better... oh, my God, that just feels //so// good, //too// good..." "Hahh, huff, //fuck//... you're so slippery and squeezing me //tight//... now I really know all of those men feel with //their// girlfriends..." "P-please, more, faster, I need...!" "Ghh, Natalie! If you keep hugging me like that, my bones are gonna pop! Mmmph!" "Mmm, mmmn... Oh, I'm almost–!" "I think I'm gonna–let-let me fill you up, now!" "Fuh, fucking fill me, then!! AH! OH!" "Natalie! I fucking love you!! Nnngh!!" "Iloveyoutoo! Ahh–mmmmmmnnnnn!! //H-h-hooooot!// ...H-h-how are you //still// pumping inside?!" "Lemme just... a few more strokes..." [["Aahhh..."|Afterglow]]

"...There. Huh. The carpeting in here actually feels really nice on my knees..." "It sure does. ...There you are." "Alright, so let me just–" "...Huh? Wh–whoa, wait a minute! At least put your fingers inside of me first!" "Aack! Whoops, almost forgot." "After all, you can't cook a turkey without preheating the oven first!" "Eheh... shit, I probably should've cut my nails first..." "I'll be fine. Start with one finger first. ...Mm-hm." "Then, comes two more... wow, you're //so// slick inside..." "...Mmm, God, you're being so gentle, the way you're stroking..." "Is this good, Melissa?" "Oh, more than good! I'm ready for the main course now! You can hurry up and shove that dick of yours inside of me!" "Okay, okay, aren't you eager... Woo! It's like a //furnace// inside!" "More... further... I'm still good, little more... almost... and t-there! Wow, I can //feel// you stretching me out; you're just so big..." "I can't believe I actually could go //that// deep inside... shit, you're already squeezing me so tight..." [["Natalie! Start moving now!"|MelissaFilled]]

"Well, I'll start slow, first... let me know if you wanna stop or anything..." "No need! ...C'mon, faster!" "Well, if you say so!" "Mmmn, yeah! Aah, fucking give it to me! Just like that!" "Are you–mmph?!" "Mmmn! Yep! The butt grab, haha!" "Huff, hahh... oh God, Melissa, I feel like I'm gonna pee!" "That's not gonna be pee!" "So that means–d-do you want me to finish inside?!" "Yes, inside, please! Fill me up full!!" "Hahh, fuck, I'm gonna–!!" "Natalie! I fucking love you!! Nnngh!!" "Iloveyoutoo! Mmmmmmmmmm...!!" "I-it feels so //hot!// ...Y-yeah, that's it, keep pumping it all inside of me... //fuck//, I-I love the way it feels pouring in me..." "Ohh... so... good... last little... strokes..." [["Aahhh..."|Afterglow]]